Saturday, 20 October 2018

Ode to a Bacon milkshake

Ode to a Bacon Milkshake

Oh your sweet and savoury goodness,
You fill my soul with rejuvenating energy,
People question your worth but your greatness is for all to see,
You flakes of bacony pieces breaking up the blandness.

Everyone I speak to about you rebut me as if I’m crazy,
But when they taste you their mind is changed,
It’s wonderful, amazing, incredible the words that leave their lips,
Once you have hit their taste buds they can not resist.

You are soothing in the bad times and comforting in the good,
You gave me drive in the darkness,
You gave me an icebreaker for meeting new people,
But most of all you built me up when I was weak.

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